This random blog started following me. The description is particularly of note.
"Won several awards for selling Easter candy in Orlando, FL. Spent a year developing strategies for Easter candy in Ocean City, NJ. At the moment I’m short selling mannequins in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2002-2010 researching pond scum on the black market. Garnered an industry award while lecturing about bassoons in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2001-2008 buying and selling basketballs in Cuba.”
I think there’s a strong possibility that much of Tumblr doesn’t realize that garter snakes make a nasty stench as a defense mechanism. Tumblr, do not pick up garter snakes.
I am not M. Night Shyamalan.
You're really cool and funny, and super hot. I kinda just wanted to tell you(:
You’re emotions are clouding your judgement as much as this Gin is mine. This Gin……Gin…..I like Bombay! I ONLY like Bombay!
I mixed a new drink tonight I’m going to call Tonic Rain. It’s Gin and Rain Lime Gatorade. Ironically no tonic water! How do I get away with stuff like this!